Every once and a while I stop by and check out the local GOODWILL. You never know what treasures you may find! Yesterday, on my lunch break, I stopped in the store having a vintage pair of LEVI'S in mind. No such luck. I did find something even better. Two pairs of NYLON SPORT SHORTS! Men's medium. PERFECT! Just knowing that a hot frat boy or camp counselor had his junk hang against these is enough to make me drip pre. Check em out!